It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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