sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
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He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
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Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
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