ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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