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(651): View more from Minnesota

Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.

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(301): View more from Maryland

Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.

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(706): View more from Georgia

New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.

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(352): View more from Florida

I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream

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(573): View more from Missouri

i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella

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(870): View more from Arkansas

I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body

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(661): View more from California

Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.

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(850): View more from Florida

A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now

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