Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
worst night to have a conscience
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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