yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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