and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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