We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
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Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
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WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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