Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
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