we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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