You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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