Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I love having hate sex.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
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I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
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I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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