Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
Me. At least after what I've been through.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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