Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
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