dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
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if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
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There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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