I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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