Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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