We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
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