we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Randomize
