just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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