I CAN MOONWALK!
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
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How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
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For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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