I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
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I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
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I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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