this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
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Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
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It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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