CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
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You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
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As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
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