But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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