just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
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No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
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Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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