i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
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