What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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