yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
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I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
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there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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