Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
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Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
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But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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