like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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