this beer tastes like vomit already
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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