"it" just moved
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
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