Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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