that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
how does that bad decision feel?
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