There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
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well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
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Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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