Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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