this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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