I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
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Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
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Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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