You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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