we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I wear drunk well.
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