Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
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she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
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I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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