come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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