Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Randomize
