I just barfed on his mom.
You told him you were too drunk to meet his parents. Totally his fault.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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