So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
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