i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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