Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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