Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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