I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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