He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
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you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
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I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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