She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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