i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
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Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
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Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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