i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
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Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
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did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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