Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
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