he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
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He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
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The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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