would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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